Update 12 :- RAAt BHt lambi..ho GAyi hAi….!!


Bangle Ke Andar…….

Vahhh Bhavin Bhai..mazaa Aa Gaya Iskaa…yog Ne Ek Sip Lete Hue Bolaa..

Bhavin :- Aree Ye Imorted Hai…france Vali..

Ramesh :- Sir..pure Sharir Mein Garmi Aa Gayii…

Yog :- Han..vaise Bhi Yahn Thand Bht Jabardast Hai..

Bhavin :- Acha Ramesh Bahr Dekh..kahin Vo Nikamme Dubara Naa So Gaye
Hoo…..

Ramesh :- Ji Sir..

Fir Ramesh Apna Glass Khali Krta Hai….aur Gate Kholta Hai Bangle Kaaa….

Shantiiiiiiiiii…….puri Jagah Pe Shnti Thii….na Hawaa Chal Rhi Thi..na Kisi Janwar Ki
Awaz…jahn Thodi Der Pehlee Khoni Khel Chal Rha Tha…dardnak Mautein Hui Thi
Vahn Ab Kuch Nhi Thaaa…sirf Sanate Kee…

Ramesh Ne Vahin Khade Awaz Lagaii..

Ramesh :- Gautaammm…..ooo…gautam…………

Ramesh Usi Kamre Ki Aur Dekh Rha Thaaa…tabhi Usne Dekhaa..ki Ek Hath Bahr Aakar
Usse Ishara Kr Rha Hai….jaise Kii Gautam Vahn Maujud

Ramesh :- Abe Sona Mat..nhi Toh Salle Baht Maar Khaogee….

Fir Vo Darwaja Band Krta Hai…aur Andar Aa Jata Haii….

Udhar Bhar Kamre Mein..

Ek Admi Kursi Par Baitha Thaa…jisne Abhi Apna Hath Bahr Dikhaya Thaaa…vo
Ab Apna Hath Vapis Apne Pass Laa Rha Thaa…..aage Se Dekhne Par Toh.
Ohhhhh….ye Toh Gautam Hai…pura Khoon See Latpat… Uski Ankhen Safed Thii…
Mtlb Ki….khikhikhikhikhikhi…kreke Vahi Darwani Awaz..gautam Mein Se Nikli….

Bhavin :- Kya Hua..??

Ramesh :- Sir Vo Bilkul Mustaid Ki Trh Hai Vhn Pe…jagg Rhe Hain….

Bhavin :- Chal Accha Hai……

Time Theek 12 Bajee……..

Andar Sabhi Soye Pade Thee…bhavin Aur Yog..vahin Sofe Pee…aur Baki Sarree…
Niche Zameen Pad Bistar Bicha Ke Soh Rhe Theee……

Tabhi……

Khatkhat…khatkhat….khatkhat……khatkhat…….

Krke Dawrwaje Hilne Lagaa…..

Khatkhat…..khatkhatt……….drwaje Aur Teezz Hilne Lagaa….

Darwaje Ke Sabse Karib Soya Hua Admi Bablu Thaa…uski Neend Khuli….

Bablu :- Hmmm..kaisa Shor Hai Yee…..
Apni Ankhen Malta Huaaa….uthaa…

Khatkhat….khatkhatt……..darwaje Ke Iss Shor Se Uski Nazar Darwaje Par Padi..

Bablu Apne Aap Se…itni Raat Ko Kun Khtkta Rha Hai….shyad Ajay Ya Gautam Hongee..
Sale In Logon Ko Bhi Chain Nhi Hai….vo Bolte Bolte Uthaa..

Aur Usne Darwaje..ki Kundi..tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Awaz Kr Ke Kholi….
Kadaaakkkkkkkkk…darwaja Khulaaa..

Bablu :- Bahr Toh Koi Nhi Haii…..toh Fir Kisneee…hawa Hogi Shayad…

Usne Darwaja Band Kar Diya..aur Fir Aake Lait Gayaa….

Khatkhat….khatkhat…..khatkhat…..khatkhat….2min Baad Fir Se Vahi Awazz…

Bablu :- Sala Kya Musibat Hai….fir Se Hawa Khogi….
Aur Fir Vo Nhi Utha Iss Bar Darwaja Kholnee…

Khatkhat…katkhat..khatkhat….bablu..oo Bablu….bht Dhemi Awaz Mein Uska Naam
Pukar Rha Thaaa….koi Bahr See….

Bablu Ki Ankh Kholi…..salle Kya Musibat Hai Inhee…bolte Bolte Uthaa..aur Darwaja
Kholte Hue Bolaa..
Abe Kya Musibat Hai..salle Kyun Thnd Mein Pareshn Kr Rhe Hooo….
Jab Tak Darwaja Khula..tab Tk Usne Apni Baat Khtam Kri..lekin….
Bahr Iss Bar Bhi Koi Nhi……..

Bablu Iss Bar Thoda Dar Gayaa…..vo Apne Aap Se Hee…kaaun Hai…
Uski Nazar Uss Kamre Pe Gyi..jahn Pe Jo Laltain Chal Rhi Thi..uski Roshni Bhi Nhi Aa Rhi
Thii…..usse Kuch Gadbad Laggi…..usne Apni Torch Uthai Apne Shoes Pehne
Aur Chal Pada Bahr…

Vo Dhire Dhire Uss Kamre Ki Trf Torch Mar Ke Chal Rhaa Thaaa….kat…katt…uske
Shoes Ki Awaz Aa Rhi Thii….jab Vo Aage Chal Rha Thaa…theek Uske Pichee…..
Bangle Ka Darwaja..apne Apne Bina Kisi Shor Ke Banddddddd….
Aur Andar Se Usme Bina Kisi Awaz Ke Apne Aap Kundi Lag Gyi……ye Jo Bhi Huaaa
Uski Bhnak Bahr Jaa Rhee Bablu Ko Pata Bhi Nhi Chali….
Vo Toh Apni Dhun Mein Uss Kamre Ki Tarf Chlta Huaa….pahuch Gaya….
Usne Apne Thook Galle Ke Andar Gatka..darwaje Handle Pe Apne Kanpte Hath Rakhe
Aur Usse Kholaaa…ek Ajeeb Sii Awaz Karte Huee..darwaja Kkhul Gaya…

Andar Sirf Andhera Tha..usne Apni Torch Mari….toh Andar Koi Nhi Thaa….na Koi Aag
Jal Rhi Thii..aur Naa Hee Koi Thaa Tenno Mein Se..

Bablu :- Kamal Hai..salle Tenno Kahn Chle Gaye..abhi Jaake Batata Hun..ramesh Ko
Sabki Khbar Lega Vo…

Aur Vo Jaise Hee Piche Mudta Hai….aaahhhh..uski Muh See Ek Dar Bhari Awaz Nilti Hai
Vo Kisi Chiz Se Tkra Jata Hai….aur Uske Hath Se Torch Niche Gir Jati Haii…
Puri Jagah Kamoshi Bhara Andhera Ho Jata Haii……
Usko Apne Samne Koi Khada Hua Dihkai Deta Hai….

Bablu :- Ajay Tu Haii…..

Haaaaaaaaa….samne Se Ek Ajeeb Bhari Awaz Ati Haii..

Bablu Niche Jhuk Ke Apni Torch Dhundne Lagat Hai Aur Bolta Hai…salle Teri Awaz Ko Kya
Huaa….aisi Bhari Kyun Ho Gyi…
Lekin Samne Se Koi Awaz Nhi Atii….

Bablu Torch Dhudne Mein Safal Hota Hai….aur Utha Kee Usse Kholne Ki Kosish Krne Lagta Hai
Lekin Vo On Nhi Hoti…
Chee Salli Khrab Ho Gyi….abe Tu…aur Vo Samne Dekhta Hai…lekin Ab Vahn Koi Nhi Dikhta

Bablu :- Abee…kahn Gaya..abhi Toh Yhin Thaa…achnk Khan Gayab Ho Gaya…..

Bolte Bolte Bahr Aa Jata Hai…..chand Ki Roshni Se Thodi Bht Roshni Ho Rkhi Thii Vahn Pee..

Vo Uss Kamre Ke Gate Ke Thoda Aage Chal Ke Aya..aur Apne Aap Se Hee Baat Krne Laga..

Ahnck Uske Kandhe Pe Kisi Ne Hath Rakhaaa……
Bablu Ek Pal Ke Liye Chaunk Gaya…

Bablu :- Salle Tum Mere Sath Mazze Kar Rhe Ho..kamino…aur Bolte Bolte Piche Mudaa…

Jaise Hee Piche Mudaa…uski Ankhen Apne Size Se Badi Ho Gyii..uske Cehre Pe Dar Ki Ek Baht
Padi Lakir Aa Gyi……
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..
Ek Darwani Aur Kaufnaak Chikh Uske Galle Se Nikal Gyi..

Bablu Ke Samne Ajay Ka Sharir Khada Thaa…lekin Uske Andar Atma Uski Nhi Thiii…
Bablu Ke Chikne Ki Vajah Thi…ki Jo Usne Dekha..agar Koi Bhi Dekh Le…toh Dar Ke Marre
Uska Heart Vahin Fail Ho Jayeee…..
Samne Khade Ajay Ke Sharir Ke Cehre Pee…khoon Ki Lakrein Bani Hui Thii….safed Pura
Safed Pada Tha……usne Apna Muh Khol Rkha Tha..jisski Vajh Se Uske Vo Nukli
Darwani Laal Laal Dant Dikh Rhe Thee…ankhen Bilkul Lal Ho Rkahi Thii…..

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..ajay Ke Muh Se Darwani Khunkar Nikal Rhi Thii…

Bablu :- Rotee Hueee…..mujheee Chodd Doo..mene Tumhara Kyaa Bigada Haii….

Aaaaahahahahahhahaha…bhayanak Hansii…vo Apni Gardan Tedi Karta Haii..
Tujjjjheeeeeeee…baaaaddiiiiii Jaaalldddiiiii Haaaiii Naaaa Jannnne Kiiiii….
Jaaaaaa…..vahi Bhari Darwani Awaj Ke Sath Vo Bolta Haii..
Aur Apni Jeebh Bahr Nikal Kee…hmmm Muahh…ahahha Huuu……
Bablu Ke Toh Itni Thand Mein Bhi Bhi Paseena Aa Gaya Usse Dekh Karr…
Uski Jeebh Puri Nilli…bich Bich..mein Badbade Gadde Bane Hue Thee…

Aaahhuuhuuuuu……jaaaaaaa….bhaaaagggggg…..
Bablu Uska Hath Apne Kadhne Se Patak Ke Bangle Ki Taraf Bhagtaa Haaii….
Bas Bhagta Rehta Haii…uska Saans Ful Rhi Thaaa…..vo Bhagte Jaa Rha Thaa…..
Lekin Bangle Ka Gate Aa He Hee Nhi Rha Ho..aisa Lag Rhaa Thaa…..vo Bhagge
Jaa Rha Thaa….hanfee Jaa Rha Thaaa……aur Jab Usse Laga Ki Bangla Toh Aa Hee Nhi Rha
Hai…usne Piche Mud Ke Dekhaaa…..
Yeeeeeeee Kyaaaaaaaaaaa….vo Toh Abhi Bhi..vahin Uss Room Me Bahr Hee Khada Thaa..
Aur Koi Nhi Thaa Vahan……sirf Ghor Sanata Aur Chalti Thandi Hawayein….
Vo Achnak Se Chaunk Gaya….ki Abhi Toh Bhag Rha Thaa..aur Vo Fir Bhi Vahin Khada Haii.

Bablu Apne Aap Se…kahin Mein Sapna Toh Nhi Dekh Rha Thaa….lekin Ye Kaise Ho Skta Hai..
Mene Khud Uss Darwane Admi Ko Dekha Tha…aur Meri Saans Itni Phul Rhi Hai..iska Mtlb
Mein Bhag Toh Rhaa He Thaaaa…..mujhe Abhi Andar Jaake Batana Cahiye..kuch Gadbad
Hai Yahn…..vo Tez Kadmo See Apni Nazar Idhar Udhar Daudate Hee..bangle Ke Gate
Ki Tarf Bad Rhaa Thaa…aur Akhir Kar Vo Bangle Ke Gate Ke Pass Pahuch Hee Gaya….

Usne Gate Kholne Ke Liye Gate Ko Dhkka Diyaaaa……lekin Gate Toh Khul Nhi Rha Tha..vo
Chillaya…..
Bablu :- Ramessshhhhhhhhhh….ramesshhhhhhh Gatee Khollll….
Dhadddd..dhaddddd..dhadhadhddhhhhhhh…vo Gate Pe Apne Hath Tezi Se Mar Rha Tha..

Lekin Andar…….andaar Toh Sab Aram Se Soh Rhee Thee….gate Ki Trf Dekhen Toh…vo Na Toh
Hil Rha Thaa…aur Naa Hee Koi Awaz Andar Aa Rhi Thiii…bablu Ke Gate Khatkhtane Kii….

Bablu :- Dhaaaadddd…dhaaddddddd….kya Musibat Haii….aree Koi Toh Gate Ko Kholo..
Uske Chikte Waqt Galla Baith Gaya…lekin Gate Nhi Khulaaa…..

Fir Vo Bagle Ke Idhar Udhar Bhaga……ki Koi Khidki Mil Jayee Usse…..uske Cehre Pe Kauf Ka
Mazar Ab Ubhar Ke Aa Gaya…..vo Bangle Ke Side Mein Gaya…
Aur Uski Acchi Kismat Thi Jo Usse Ek Khuli Khidki Mil Gyi…
Aur Vo Uske Andar Ghus Gayaa…andar Bht Andhera Thaa…kuch Dikhai Nhi Dee Rha Thaa….
Vo Thoda Sa Aage Badaa..uske Dil Ki Dhadkan Bht Tezz Chal Rhi Thii….
Ddddddhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…krke Zor Se Khildki
Band Hone Ki Awaz Ayii..
Aaahhh…bablu Ke Muh Se Halki Si Dari Hui Chikh Nikal Gayiiii…..usne Apne Dil Pe Hath Rakh
Liyaa…..
Ab Vo Iss Andhere Bharri Jagah Mein Aage Bad Rha Thaa…vo Diwar Ka Shara Lekee
Aage Bad Rha Thaa….thoda Aage Badne Par Usse Ek Roshni Dikhai Dii…..jo Ki Uske
Left Side Se Aa Rhi Thii…

Bablu :- Shayd Yahn Pe Koi Kamra Hai…
Vo Aage Badta Huaa…uss Kamre Mein Pahuchaa….toh Usne Vo Dekhaa…jisse Dekh Ke
Sabko Ruh Kanp Jayee….
Vo Piche Diwar See Satta Huaa..

Bablu :- Yeeeee..kaissseee…mumkin..haiii……yaaahan…peee…t.v.v…kaisee..e..chall..rha Haii..
Vahnn Tohh Light Heee Nhi Haiii………kunnn Haiiiiii…vo Chillaya….
Lekin Uski Awaz Bass Kuch Hee Dur Pe Jaake Gum Ho Gyii…..
Jis Kamre Ke Samne Khada Thaa…usme Ek Tv Chal Rhaa Thaa…jiske Ek Kamra Bana Huaa Thaa
Aur Usmee Ek Laltain Jal Rhi Thiii…..

Bablu Usse Dhayn Se Dekhne Lagaaa……aur Vo Bolaa……
Ye Teenooo Tvv Mein Kyaa Kr Rhe Hain….bablu Ke Kadam
Khud Baa Khudd…andar Chal Padee Uss Kamre Mein…..usne Tv Pe Dekhaa..
Ki Yee Kamraa Toh Vahi Haii Jo Iss Banglee Kee Samnee Haiii….aur Ajay Gautam Aur Gintu..
Tvv…meinn Kyaa Kr Rhe Hain..bablu Ke Bolne Mein Haklahat Aur Dar Saaf Jhlak Rhaa Thaa..

Bablu :- Yee Kyaaaa Ho Rhaaa Haaaiii….vo Apne Mathe Se Pasina Pochta Haii…
Ki Tabhiii Usse Tvv Mein Vo Saabbb Dikhtaa Haiii Jo Ajay Gintu Aur Gautam Ke Sath Hua Thaa..
Uss Tvv Ke Andar Vo Khun Saaf Dikhai Dee Rhaa Thaaa……bablu Ki Ankhen Faattt Gyiii..
Aur Uske Muh See Ek Bht Hee Bhyanak Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Chikh Nikli
Dar Ke Marre Uske Hath Piar Kan Rhe Thee..vo Pichee Ki Taraf Bhagaa….
Dhaaaaaaaaaaadammmmmmmmmm Krke Gate Band Ho Gayaa…
Vo Gate Ko Barabar Thook Rhaa Thaa……kholoooooooooo…..bacccchooooo…chilla
Rhaa Thaa..lekin Usski Sunne Vala Koi Nhiii Thaaa………

Ahahehahahahahahahuhuhhuhhuhuhuhuhhuhh…ek Ajeeb Darwani Hansi Pure Kamree
Mein Gunj Uthiii…

Kaun Haaiiii…kaun Haaiii..bablu Apni Darri Huii Awazz Mein Bolaaa…..

Hahuahuahauhahahuahauhahauhuahhuh…..fir Se Vo Darwani Awaz Ayyiii…
Bablu Ka Dhayn Gaya Toh Usne Paya Ki Awaz Tv Mein See Aa Rhi Haii….vo Dubara
Tv Ke Pass Gayaa…..usne Dekhaa…

Bablu :- Areeeeeee Yeee Kaisee..ye Toh Mein Hun..darwaja Khatate Huee…aur Yee
Khidiki Se Meiin Hee Andar Aa Rha Hun..lekin Yee Kaiseee….
Uss Tv Mein Vo Sab Dikh Rhaa Tha..jo Abhiiii Abhi Khud Bablu Ke Sath Hua…
Bablu Ka Galla Sukh Chuka Tha…usko Dar Ne Itna Dara Diya Thaa..ki Ab Halki Si Cheekh
Ya Kuch Bhi..uski Jaan Lee Skta Thaaaaa…..

To Be Continued…..!!!!!!!

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