Update 17 :- Delhi mein masti…..!!


Recap :

Amit Samuel Bangle mein lashen dhundne ka kam kr rhe hote hain..lekin unke hath kuch
nhi lagta aur fir samuel ko apni bivi ki dhamki ki vajah se ghar jana padta hai..idhar samuel
ghar mein mazze kar rha hota hai..tabhi amit ka phone ata hai..aur vo fauran ghar se nikal
jata hai……

Ab Agge……!!!!

Samuel bahr aakar jeep mein baith ke jeep start krta hai..aur tezzi se chal pdta hai…

samuel :- aaj sach mein baht thand hai…uuuuuuuuuu…..sala…kya ho rha hai kyun ho rha hai
ye..kuch samjh nhi aa rhaaa…

Vo jeep kafi tezzi se chala rha hota hai..air karib 15 min mein hee vo apni jeep ek hospital
ke samne aa ke rok deta hai..aur fauran bghta hua reception pe pahuchta hai..toh usse vahn
amit khada hua milta hai…

Samuel :- Amit…

Amit uski taraf mudta hai..aur samuel ke pass aake bolta hai..

Amit :- Acha hai tu aa gAya……jaldi chal..

Samuel apni gardan han mein hilata hai..aur chal padte hain dono…

Amit samuel ko dead body walle room mein leke jata hai…..

Samuel vahn padi itni sarri lashon ko dekh ke hairan ho jata hai….

Samuel :- kitni sarri mili tujhe..

Amit :- puri 5….aur 1 jungle mein se..kul mila ke 6 lashen hain…

Samuel :- matlb hamara shaq sahi thaa…lekin humne toh baht der dhunda tab kyun nhi mili
aur ye achnak se itni sarri kaise mil gyi..

Amit :- vo hua yun…ki vo contsble piche gaya mutne ke liyee..toh usne vahn diwar ke pass
kisi ka hath dekhaa..

Samuel :- ohh toh lashon ko kisi ne niche gadd diya tha..

Amit :- abe gadd…mujhe toh lgta hai kisi nee andar dafan kar diyo..

Samuel :- matlb toh ek hee hai..

Amit :- abee itna niche…itna nichee thee..ki puch mat..khodte khodte sabki halat tight
ho gyi…aur jab unki lashon ko mene apni akhon se dekha naa…mera toh pura sharir kanp
gaya….vo toh mitti aur khoon se sane pade thee.isliye jada dikha nhi magar jo bhi dikha
usse meri runh kanp gyi andar takk…

Samuel :- iski toh adat ho gyi hai tujhe..aur sabko ab..acha mein bhi toh dekh lun ek baar lash.

Amit :- abee vo kya khuburat ladki hai..jo tujhe dekhni hai..vaise bhi postmartam ki repot
kal subh milegii…toh tabhi ek baar mein dekh lenge..

Samuel :- jungle vali lash ki toh haal dekh lein..

Amit :- rehne de..yar..ek sath hee dekh lenge..do do baar jhelna bada mushkil haii…

Samuel :- han ye bhi theek hai..lekin tune mujhe itni jaldi mein baass isliye bulaya thaa…ye
toh phone pee bhi bata deta..kham kaha..meein apna kaam adhuraa chod ke aya..

samuel ne bol toh diya..lekin baad mein pachtane laga bol kee..
amit uski taraf ghur ghur ke dekhne laga..

Amit :- chal bahr chal batata hun….

aur dono uss kamre se bahr aa jatte hain…

Amit :- USs fassy baba ko dhundna hai..

Samuel :- han toh kya ab adhi raat ko dhundne bhejega kyaa..

Amit samuel ki tarf dekhte hue..abe salle…lagta hai tu baht jaruri vala kam chod ke aya jo
har baat pe bhadak rha hai…aur ajeeb jawab de rha hai..

Samuel amit ki baat sun ke sakpaka jata hai…

Samuel :- nhi nhi…ya..r..r…..kuc..h….nhi…chall…kahn chlna hai..aur fassy ke barre mein kya pata
chala..

Amit :- police station toh chal…

For dono police station nikal jatte hain..aur adhe ghante mein dono apne cabin mein baithe
hotte hain..

Amit :- ye dekh file…..

Samuell file lete huee..hmm….mein samaj rha hun…tere kehne ka mtlb hai hume jana padega.

Amit :- han bilkul…. kyun ki iss report mein saaf likha hai.. ki vo missing toh yahn aake hua hai..
lekin usse pehle rehta toh vo Mumbai mein hee thaa..kya pata hume koi surag mil jayee
vahn see…uski photo bhi mil jayee toh hamara kam ban jayega….

Samuel :- han vo toh theek hai….lekin hum iss fassy ko pakad ke kya karengee….

Amit :- yar hume pata chalega..ki akhir kya hua uske sath..aisa..aur vo driver ki lash aisee kaise
mili..

Samuel :- shayd kuch pata chal jayee…

Amit :- han..tabhi toh..mene sp sir se permission le li hai..aur abhi unko in sabki maut ke barre
mein nhi bataya hai..kyun ki abhi tak ye sabhi loog kun hai abhi tak pata nhi chala hai.
aur kal duphar 12 bajee niklenge postmartam ki report ke baad…

Samuel :- hum matlb mein bhi?

Amit :- aur kya..kyun koi dikkat hai..

Samuel :- sach mein ye bangla mera kuch karee ya naa kre..lekin meri bivi se meri band jarur
bajwayega..

Amit :- hahahahaha…chal koi nhi .. kam se kam bangle se toh nhi bajegi teri..kyun ki salla vahn
jo bajta hai…uski dasha kya hoti hai..vo toh tune dekh rakhi hai..

Samuel :- abe salle dara rha hai kyaa..

Amit :- bhai tujhe darane ke liyee toh bhabhiji hee kafi hai..

hahahahahahah dono hans dete hain……..

Samuel :- yar aaj raat yahin rukunga…shalu toh ghusne nhi degi..

Amit :- abe yahn kyun mere ghar chal vaise bhi..itne dino se yahin pada soh rha hun..
kal jana bhi hai toh vahin se nikal jayenge..
samuel hami bhar deta hai..aur dono amit ke ghar nikal jatte hain…

Subh ka waqt…….10 baje Delhi mein…..!!

Harshit aur amb dono niche baithe thee…tabhi harshit phone milata hai…

Harshit :- helooo dipzz…kahan hai…time ho rha hai…tu ayegi ki nhi..kya kar rhi hai..

Dipz :- offoo ek sath itne sarre sawal…aaungi baba…abhi toh mein ready ho rhi hun..

Harshit :- hadd hai yar..tu abhi tak ready ho rhi hai….vaise bhi 10 baj chke hain..

dipz :- toh kya hua…bass thoda time aur..yarr..jaldi jaldi ho rhi hun..

Harshit :- yar tum ladkiyan bhi naa…pata nhi kitna taiyar hona hai…hum shopping pe jaa rhe
hain..tere shadi ke liye ladka dekhne nhi…

Dipzz :- toh..kya jab ladka dikhne jana ho tabhi ready hotee hain kyaa…aur vaise bhi kahin
janne ki jarurat nhi hai..tu toh hai hee ladka..tere se setting kr lungi..koi nhi mila toh..

harshit :- koi nhi mila toh..matlb tune mujhe kya samjha hai..han..

dipz :- hehehehehehehehehe…..

tabhi harshit ke ghar ka gate khulta hai..aur teeno mahshay andar ghuste hain..

abee tu yahin baitha hai hum kab se tera bahr intezar kar rhe hain..aur tera phone bhi busy hai..
chintu bolta hai…aur bolte bolte amb ko dekh ke uski tarf mud jata hai…

Harshit :- abe dikh nhi rha phone pe baat kr rha hun..

Dhruv :- han toh kisse baat kr rha hai..

mehul bhi vahn chintu ke sath kahda ho jata hai..aur baat krne lagta hai amb se..
salle dono chodte hee nhi hai koi bhi mauka…harshit bolta hai..

harshit :- yar dipzz hai….bol rhi hai abhi ready ho rhi hun time lagega..

dhruv :- tu speaker pe daal..

dipz :- heloo harshit r u there….

harshit :- han hun madam..aap kripya jaldi makeup krengi…

dipz.. :- heyy..mujhe makeup ki koi jarurat nhi hai…mein naturally baht beautiful hun..

Dhruv :- han han pata hai…agar tu natural beauty honi laggi..toh mera toh natural chizon se
vishwas utha jayega….

dhruv ke iss sentence vahn kahde sabhi hasne lagte hain…..

udhar dipzz ko gussa aa jata hai…

Dipz :- huh….ye kahn se aa gaya….

dhruv :- ghar se aya hun…kyun tu kya cahti hai..tere ghar se aaun boll..

fir se sab hasne lagte hain..dipzz aur jada gussa ho jati hai..

Dipz :- tuu milega toh batungi tujhe..salle..kamine….

Harshit :- heey heyy..u both guys are too much…
speaker off karke..

harshit :- heey cool down yar..mazak kar rha hai..teri galli dene ki adat nhi gyi abhi tak.
tu ek kam kar..tu ready ho..mein tujhe tere gahr se pick kar lunga..

Dipz :- u such a nice person aur uss dhruv ko dekh..ek no. ka batmezz hai..

HArshit :- ohoo..chal theek hai..bye..ready rahiyo..

Dipz :- han han ohkzz bye…

Aur 1 ghnte baad ye sarre ke sarre south-x ke shopping mall mein pahuch jatte hain…

Sarre masti mein shopping kar rhe thee….chintu mehul toh amb ke sath chipke thee aur usse
flirt karne lagge hue thee..
unke theek piche dhruv harshit aur dipzz chal rhee thee..

Dhruv :- Salle kab se flirt kr rhe hain..

Harshit :- haha..inka koi chance nhi hai…

Dipzz :- achaa ji tujhe bada pata hai….kahin tere sath toh set nhi hai…
dipzz ek baar firr.harshit ke kandhe par apna kandha mar ke chutki leti hai…

Harshit :- yar dhruv..isski adat nhi badli tum logon ne…abhi bhi vaisi hee hai..

Dhruv :- kya krun yarr…iss natural beauty ke chkr mein..aaj tak sala koi ladki nhi pata paya..

HArshit :- kyun be..

Dhruv :- abee yarr…isko dekhne ke baad natural beauty pasand hee nhi atti hahahahahah..

hArshit :- hahahahahahahahahah…..dhruv yarr tu bhii…

Dipz jhilate huee…jaaooo mujhe nhi krni tum dono see baat aur piar patak ke piche mud
ke janne lagi..

HArshit :- Aree dipzz sun naa .. dhruv mazak kar rha hai..
aur vo bhi aage badne lagta hai..lekin dhruv usse pakad leta hai..

Dhruv :- janne de..aa jayegii….

Oye dhruv idhar aa…salle amb se baat kr..kya harshit mein chipka pada hai..salle mast chiz
hai…mast bolti hai…chintu awaz lagata hai…

DHruv :- han aya…
aur fir dhruv chala jata hai..

Aur harshit bhi dipzz ke piche usse chilata hua..

HArshit :- dipzz..yar…rukk na……oyee..

aur tezi se chlta hua jata hai…aur achnak..kisi se takra jata hai..
aaaahhhhhh harshit zameen pe gir jata hai……aur apne sar ko malte huee…..
samne dekhta hai…
uske theek samne ek ladki giri hoti hai..aur vo bhi apne sar ko mall rhi hoti hai..usse bhi laggi
hoti hai…harshit toh bass usse hee dekhe jaa rhaa thaa….
vo ladki apna saman uthate huee..shayd galiyan dee rhi thiii……but lekin vo toh sirf uss
ladki mein khoya hua thaa……

achnak vo ladki harshit ke samne chutki bajate hue….ooo Mr.
hArshit hosh mein ata hai…

Harshit hadbdta hua..ssor…sorry miss..

Ladki :- what sorry..han…what sorry…..

Harshit :- i am sorry wo apni freind ko awaz laga rhaa tha..toh apko dekha nhi..

Ladki :- mein sab samjhti hun..tum jaise ladkon koo…tum jaan buch kar aisa krte hoo.
ki ek ladki ka touch mil jayee tumhee…

Harshit chaukta hua..what??

LAdkii :- kya what…mein sab janti hun…tum jaan buch kar takraye..jisse mujhe touch kar skoo
mein abhi security ko bulati hun..

Udhar dipzz aage jaake ruk gayi usse laga ki koi usse manane ayega..lekin jab thodi der tak
koi nhi aya..toh vo piche mudii..aur usne dekha..ki koi ladki harshit pe chilla rhi hai..
vo fauran ussi tarf gayii….

Ladki :- tum jaise lafandro ko yahn entry kaise mil jatti hai..

Hey you..mind your toungee…piche se dipzz aake bolti hai…

Dipz :- tumhe bolne ki tameez nhi hai..

hArshit :;- dipzz cool down yar..

LAdki :- what tameez…ye mujhse jaan buch kee takra gaya..ki mujhe ye touch kr sakee…

Dipz :- are u mad or waht…ye aisa ladka nhi hai..ki tum jaise ladkiyun ko touch krne ke liyee
ye sab kare..

Ladki :- what do u mean..aisi ladki..u bitch..

bitch sun ke toh dipzz pagal ho gayii..aur jaake uski gardan pakdne laggi….badi mushkil see
harshit ne dipzz ko control krke pakda….
harshit :- dipzz cool down yarr……please shant ho jaa..

itna shor hone ki vajah se bheed jama ho gyi thii..aur udhar dhruv mehul aur chintu ne bhi
awaz suni toh idhar aaye..

mehul :- abee kya ho rha hai..

dipz :- ye chalu ladki bakwass kr rhi hai…

HArshit abhi bhi dipz ko padke huee thee…dusri tarf uss ladki ko uski ek freind ne pakda hua thaa
jo abhi ayyi..

chintu :- aree kyun aise lad rhe hoo…kya ho rha hai..

HArshit :- aree mein batunga…pehle dipzz tu shant hoo..shnt hoo.nhi toh mein tujhse kabhi
baat nhi karunga….

dipzz sahnt ho jati hai…

FIr harshit sarri baat batata haii….

Dhruv :- ohhhh toh yee baat hai…dekhiye madam..hamre ye sahab..aise nhiii hai…aap
inko galt smjh rhe hain..

Harshit :- look miss mein jaan buch ke nhi takrya thaa…

lekin vo ladki toh itni gusse vali thi ki pucho mat…..mein janti hun tum jaison ko tum apni
gang leke chalte hoo..

Chintu :- oo teri ki..kya boli tu..batun tujhe..

HArshit :- bhai chintu tu shant ho jaaa……

Fir vo ladki ki freind sabko sorry bolti hai..aur usse lekar nikal jati hai..lekin vo jatte jatte bhi chilate
huee jaa rhi thii…..

Lekin harshit toh ussi ko dekhe jaa rhaa thaa..usse koi frk nhi pad rha tha..ki vo kya bol rhi hai…

Dipz uske hath pe marte hue….Oyee kahn kho gaya..tu..

Harshit :- kuu..kuch nhii..

Dipz :- hmm..kahin pasand toh nhi aa gayi tujhe..bata bata..

Harshit sharma jata hai..

Dipz :- acha..usne mujhe bitch bola..tab bhi tujhe vo pasand hai..

hArshit apne aap ko bachate huee…aree nhi nhi yar..tu toh sabse jada pyari haiii..chal
aa jaa..aur uske kandhon mein hath daal ke nikal pate hain..
fina[SIZE=5]l[/SIZE]ly sabhi problem solve ho jati hai….

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