Update 19 :- PostMArtam.Report…!!


Recap :

Delhi MEin sab shoping pe gaye thee.vahn harshit kisi se takrya..aur jiski vajah se dipzz ki
ladai ho gyi ek ladki see…..idhar dr. ne postmatam kr ke ek ek lash ke barre mein batya
hai..abhi sirf 2 lashon ke barre mein batane se samuel aur amit ki halat khrab ho gyi..
isliye vo dono uss room se bahr nikal gaye thee…

Ab aagee……!!!!!

Dono bahr niklte hueee…..chain ki sanns lene laage…..

Samuel :- mujhe nhi lgta hum aur sun payenge…

Amit :- theek kha..chiii..kitni buri tarh mara hai..aur koi inke body parts ko kyun kha rha hai.
yukkkkkkkk…..mujhe lgta hai samuel ye kisi jungli janwar ka kaam hai..

Samuel :- mujhe nhi lgta dost..

Amit :- tumhara matlb ss bangle mein sach mein koi atma hai..

Samuel :- hmmmmmmm…

Tabhi piche se doctor niklta hai..

Dr. :- aap dono bahr kyun aa gaye hain…

Amit :- dr.. hum nhi dekh skte..

Dr. :- lekin aap ko dekhna padega..baht jruri hai…ye lijeye..face pe ye bandh lijeye..isse
thodi problem kam hogi..

Amit aur samuel ke manna krne ke baad bhi vo dr.. jabardasti kar ke andar le jata hai..aur ek
baar fir mahol andar ka baht garam hota hai..samuel aur amit..ki dil ki dhakdkn kisi tezz
chal rhi sports car ki tarh dhadak rha hota hai..

Dr. :- han toh inspectors….ye 2 lashen jaisi mili hai..ussi ki tarah yee tesri lash bhi haii….bass
itna frk hai ki iske sharir ke kisi ang ko nhi khaya gaya hai..

Amit :- ufff…chlo shukr hai…

Dr. :- aha…aap jaldi nateeje par pahuch gayee…..mene kha iske ang nhi khaya hai
magar…

Aur vo lash ke upar se kapda hatata hai…

Samuel aur amit dono ek sath lash ko dekh kar apni ankh pe hath rakh lete hain…..

Samuel :- ofoo doctor..maut toh iski bhi bhyanak hee hui..cehra kaisa ho rakha hai..

Amit :- han..kya iski maut isi vajah se hui hai…

Dr. :- dekhiye..mere hissab se..sabse pehle iski dono ankhon ko buri tarh khich ke bahr
nikal liya hai..jisse ye ussi samay andha ho gaya…aur iski ankhon se khoon behne laga..
baht tadpa hoga bechara….
uske baad iska muh..dr..lash ka muh kholta hai…
ye dekhie…kitni buri tarah see iski yee jeebh ko khuch liya hai…jo puri ki puri bahr aa gyi hogi..

Amit :- ohh myy godd..its ridiculas..itni buri maut..apko iski jeebh mili..

Dr. :- na..iski jeebh nhi hai…

Samuel :- toh iski maut inhi sabse hui hai..

Dr. :- nhi…aisa krke..jisne isse mara hai..pehle vo baht tadpana cahta hoga..ankhen aur jeebh
iti buri tarah se sharir se jab nikali jatti hai toh inti takleef hoti hai..ki usko bayan nhi kar sktaa..
baht takleef se gujra hogaa…

Amit :- mein toh soch bhi nhi skta..mera sharir kanp uthta hai..dr.
par iski maut hui kaise..

Dr. chadar ko gardan ke niche karta hai…
ohhhhhhhhhhh…..dono ke muh se yahi niklta hai…

Dr. :- dekhie ye ched dekh rhe hain aap….mujhe iss ghav ko dekh ke aisa lagta hai..
kisi ke nakhunon ke nishan hai..kisi ne behrami see..iske galle ke aage se nakhun ghusaye
hain..jo ki picheee se bahr nikal gayee…jisski vajah se iske galle ki sarri nasen fatt gayii aur
khoon niklne ki vajah se..aur saans na anne ki vajah se iski maut ho gyii hogi vo bhi kuch hee
seconds mein..
baddi hee dardnaak maut mara hai bechara..
par sochne vali baat ye hai..ki itne bade nakhun akhir kiske ho skte hain??
dr..sawaliya nazaro se dekh rha tha dono ko..

Samuel :- dr. hume abhi kuch nhi suj rha hai..in lashon ko dekh ke hamri halt khrab hai ..pehle
aap yahn ka quta pura karoo..fir dimag lagayengee ki kun ho skta hai..

amit toh filal kuch nhi bol rha thaa..shayad iss admi ki lash ko dekhkar..kaise isse mara gaya
hai..vo soch rha hai..uska dhyan kahin aur tha..

Dr. :- theek hai jaisa ki aap kahee……ye lashen toh teeno ek jaisi thi…par ab jo teen lashon
ke barre mein batunga vo thodi alag tarike ki haii…

Samuel :- dr..yar aap kyun hamri pehle hee fad dete ho…jaldi se bata ke dikha do…
vaise bhi hum dono ki halat baht khrab padi hai..kyun hai na amit..

lekin amit toh apni khyalon ki duniya se bahr niklaa hee nhi thaa..samuel ne usse apne hath
se kandhe pe mara..toh..

haaannnnnn…ohhhhh..amit bolaa..

Samuel :- kya hua bhai..

Amit :- hmm..ha..vo..kuch nhi..bass…kuch soch rha tha..

Dr. :- hahahah…koi baat nhi inspector mein apko dikha deta hun..tenno ek sath..isse aap
sab ki thodi kam..fate..
dr. bolte bolte ruk jata hai..
aur 4thi lash ke upar se kapda hatata hai…

Hayeeee ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…samuel chilla padta hai..
ye yee..yee.kaisee….dr..yee insaan hee haii……..samuel toh lash dekh ke ghbra sa jata hai..
amit ki toh pehle band baji hui thii…aur ab aisi lash ko dekh ke uska toh dil bahr anne ko
ho chuka thaa..

Dr. :- bilkul..ye insaan hee hai…

Amit :- lekin doctor yee kaisee..iski skin kahn haii…..yukkkkkkk…

Samuel :- hann..aur amit tune toh vahn dekhi hee hogi..iss lash ko..

Amit :- nhi yaar..uss waqt mitti se dhakki hui thii..isliye pata nhi chlaa…

Dr. :- hmmm…mene bhi jab mitti saaf kii toh mujhe bhi ek baar dekh ke chkkar aa gayee…
isski halat dekh kar yakin nhi ho rha thaa..ki aisa khoon bhi koi kar skta hai…
iske shair pe ek matr skin nhi bacchi hai..sirf khoon ki parat haii upar se lekar niche tak..
ye hath dekh rhee hain left valla…jo abhi upar ki taraf utha hua hai…shayd apne aap ko kisi
chizz se bachna chaa rha hoo…
aur ye dekhiye iska muh khula ka khula hai..shayd marte tym chikh rha thaa….
sach mein aisa lag rha hai..kisi ne ek putle pe lal colour se drwaing kr di hoo….
puri skin chiil di hai..aur vo bhi pata nhi kaise…ek chota sa tukda bhi nhi choda hai….

Amit :- mujhe toh ulti aa rhi haiii isse dekh kee….itna ganda mene aaj tak nhi dekhaa…

Samuel :- isse dekh kar..mein kayi raton tak soh nhi paungaa….

Amit :- iski maut kya issi se hui hai…

Dr. :- han..bilkul..skin ko aise utar dene see..ye kafi der tak chatptya hogaaa….kafi der tak isne
baht bura dard jhela hai….kyun ki bina skin ke shair mano khula hua hota hai..aur hawa lagne
se sharir pe jo chuban mehsus hoti hai..usse insan itna tapdta hai..ki usse muh se batana
baht mushkil hai..

Amit :- hume nhi jaana…aur dr..ab mein yahn jada khda nhi ho skta..varna main yahin ulti kr
dunga..ya fir behosh ho jaungaa..

Samuel :- han sahi bol rha hai amit..aap ab dono ko ek sath dikha do..aise installment mein
dikha ke harma postmartam mat kroo..

Dr. :- haha..ohkk inspectors..mein samjh skta hun….lekin one min mein jara ye gloves badal lun..
aur fir dr..gloves chnge krne ke liye kone mein jata hai kamre ke..

Amit samuel ke kaan mein..sala is dr.ko jada hansi aa rhi hai..amn kr rha hai..salle ko us bangle
mien chod aaun..fir dekhenge kitna hasta hai..sale ki vahn pe gand fat jayegi….
samuel halka sa hans deta hai..
tabhi udhar se dr ata hai..

Dr. :- han toh inspectors ready …aur kehte huee dono ke chadar hata deta haii……

ooooooooooooo terrrrrrrrrrrriii kiiiiiiiiiiiiiii……dono hil jatte hain..aur dono ek dusre ka hath pakad
lete hain…..

Dr. :- ab apne kaha thaa ek sath dikhane koo..pehle iske barre mein bata dun….
iski toh gardan hee katti padi hai….face par khurchne ke nishan haii.baht jada…..aur
lips ki side pe toh itne hain..ki andar ke dant tude pade hain..andar ki haddiyn dikh rhi hai..
my god..itne nukili chiz kun si hai..jo itna bura hal krti hai..mere pass khud nhi hai aisi nukli
chizz….saaf hai iski gardan kat ke hatya hua hai…pehle face pe vaar…fir kacchh karke gardan
alag kar di haii..isliye isse jada dard nhi sehna pada hogaa…kyun ki fauran hee iska gala
kaat diya hogaa..

Dr. :- han par jo yee lash hai…iski halt baht buri thi..jab ye layi gayi thii……lekin mene isse saaf
krke..thoda sahi kar diya hai….pehle niche se dikhata hun….
ye dekhiyee….iske ek ek puje alag kr diye hain..matlb ki…ek ek ang iska sharir se alg hai sivai
gardan kee…dono piar dhad se alag hai….dono hath dhad se alag hai….aur chatti pe toh
kisi ne bura tarah nocha haii..jiski vajah see iska piat ka upari hissa gayab hai..
matlb ki iska liver stomach saaf dikh rha hai…..magar iske ang bilkul theek hai kkoi khaya hua
nhi hai….ufff….baht buri maut mara hai bechara..

Smauel aur amit apna thook gatkte hue…humm..chlte hain..dr….samuel bolta hai..

Dr. :- aha ek min..zara idhar toh ayee..lash ke pass…

Amit :- kkk…kk…y..un….

Dr :- aree ayee toh..
dr. bhi pure mazee lee rha thaa…sala agr ek baar bangle mein chla jta na..toh khud bhi kta fta
issi plng pe pda hota..harami khin kaa…

dono apne dheme kadmo se chalte hain..aur jahn dr kahda hota hai..lash ke sar ke samne
vahn khade hooke jaise hee lash ke sar ko dekhte hain…samuel toh amit ke kandhon
ko zorr se dana deta hai..amit ki toh ankhen fatti padi thii…
samuel ko toh aaj chakar anne vala thaa…

Amit :- dr….yee yeee kyaa..haii..iskaa..sar..kahn haii…..

Dr. :- aree sar toh yahi hai..lekin ye dekhiye..kisi ne sar ko bich mein se fad diya hai..aur andar
see sara beja nikal diya haii….sirf kathor upar ki parat chod rakhi hai…uske alwa kuch nhi
hai..

Samuel :- isske andar kaa hissaa kahan gayaa…

Dr :- voo yahin haii..dikhaun…mene rakh liyaaa…

Amit : nhi nhi..hume nhi dekhna..

DOno ke cehre pe pasina thaa..aur unki shakl pe 12 bajje huee thee.inn dono ki halat baht hee
jada kahrab haii….

Dr. :- hmm ein samjh gaya..lekin itna bata deta hun..uska bheja tak kisi ne khaya hua thaa
alag alag jagah see thoda thodaa..bheje ka baht bura haal kr rkah tha..aise kaha rkha tha
jaise koi mango..kah rha hoo..mujhe khud nhi dekha gaya..mene toh ulti kar dii ..aaj zindagi
mein pehli baar aisa hua … mene pehli baar dekha hai aisa haall..

samuel :- hum jaa rhe hain ab…chal amit..mein ab khada nhi huye jaa rha thaa..mujhe saans
nhi aa rhi haii…..

samuel aur amit dono bahr nikal jata hai…

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