Update 20 :- Delhi….Ki kahani…!!


New Delhi….!!

Yar Maza Aa Gaya Aaj Shopping Krke…aur Harshit Yar Sahi Batun Ye Amb…hai Abdi Mast Jo
Kuch Bhii Kahoo….

Amb :- Wht Did U Say Chintu??

Mehul :- He Is Saying Tht U Are An Item

Mehul Ki Baat Sun Ke Sab Hasne Lagte Hain..sivai Dipzz Ke..

Amb :- Wht Item..wht Is The Meaning Of Tht?

Chintu :- Nothing…nothing..vo.voo.i Am Saying U R Very Genius And Very Pretty Girl..

Amb :- Ohh Thank U So Much Chintu..

Dhruv :- Ye Sala Kabhi Koi Mauka Nhi Chodta …

Mehul :- By The Way Amb..do U Hav Any Bf?

Amb :- Ohh Yesss..i Hav…

Chintu Aur Mehul Ka Dil Tut Jata Hai Ye Sun Ke..par Dhruv Hasne Lagta Hai..

Dhruv :- Hahahaha….lo Ho Gaya Tum Dono Ka Toh….by The Way Amb..who Is The Lucky Guy..

Amb :- The One Who Is Driving….

Sabhi Ankhen Fadeee Dekhne Lagte Hain…dipzz Jo Aage Baithi Thii..vo Bhi Side Mein Ghur Ghur
Ke Harshit Ko Dekhne Lagti Hai…
Piche Baithi Mehul Aur Chintu Toh Gusse Se Pagal Huye Jaa Rhe Thee…

Harshit Dipzz Ki Tarf Gardan Krta Hai..dipzz Toh Pehle See Hee Gusse Mein Thi..aur Ye Sun Ke Uska
Gussa Aur Bad Gaya..

Harshit :- Whaaat….r Uuu Saying…amb……

Amb :- Why….. U R Not My Bf??

Harshit :- Butt..when U Propsed Me..or When I Propsed Uu..

Mehul :- Rehne De Ab..safai Mat De…dekha Dipzz..isne Humse Jhooth Bola..

Chintu :- Salle Harami..tune Humse Chupaya…mera Dil Tod Diya Tune..

Harshit :- Guys Relax..she Is Just Kidding..

Dipz :- She Is Kidding..why She Kidding With U Only ….tell..
Uski Baton Mein Saaf Gussa Aur Nirasha Jhalak Rhi Thii..

Hehehehehehehheheheeh Tabhi Amb Hasne Lagti Hai..aur Sarre Ussi Ki Tarf Dekhne Lagte Hain..

Amb :- Yup I Am Kidding Guys…he Is My Best Freind..not A Boy Freind..

Harshit Ne Toh Jaise Rahat Ki Sans Lii..aur Baki Piche Baithee Mehul Aur Dhruv Nee Usse Jada..

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…mujhe Pata Thaa Dost Tu Aisa Kuch Nhi Karega..ye Toh Meri Hee
Setting Hai..chintu Bolta Hai..

Abe Terii Nhi..merii..mehul Bolta Hai..dono Iss Baat Pe Ladne Lagte Hain..
Dhruv Aur Amb Dono Ki Ladai Rukwane Mein Lag Jatte Hain..

Harshit ;- In Logon Ko Car Mein Bhi Cahin Nhi Hai…
Aur Vo Dipzz Ki Taraf Dekhta Hai…dipzz Abhi Bhi Vaisi Hee Muh Fulayee Baithi Thii..

Harshit :- Hey Dipzz Kya Hua Yaar..tu Aise Kyun Baithi Hai..

Dipz :- Mujhe Tujhse Koi Baat Nhi Krni..

Harshit:- Aree Kyun..aisa Kya Kiya Mene…

Dipz :- Acha..kya Kiya..uss Kutti Ki Bacchi Haramkhor..ladki Ne Mujeh Bitch Bola Aur Tu Kuch
Nhi Bolaa Usse…

Harshit :- Ofoo..tu Abhi Tak Uss Baat Ko He Soch Rhi Hai…acha Mujhe Ek Baat Bata..usne Tujhe
Bitch Bola..aur Tu Ho Gyii Uske Bolne See…han Bata..
Yar Vo Gusse Mein Thii..tu Gusse Mein Thii..nikal Jata Hai Aisse Words…

Dipz :- Basss Mujhe Tujhe Koi Lecture Nhi Sunna…tu Meri Care Hee Nhi Krta…

Harshit :- Tujhe Aisa Lgta Hai…tu Bol Toh Abhi Jaake Uss Ladki Ko Thapd Hee Thapad Mar Dun..
Lekin Usse Kuch Hogaa Nhi Naa…mein Toh Tujhe Hee Smjha Skta Hun..tu Meri Apni Hai..

Lekin Dipzz Toh Aaj Kasam Kha Kee Baithi Thii..ki Vo Kuch Sunna Nhi Cahti…

Harshit :- Meri Tarf Dekh…..dipzz Yar Please..

Lekin Naa Dipzz Toh Tass Se Mass Nhi Hui…

Harshit :- Tujhe Sach Mein Lgta Hai Ki Mein Teri Care Nhi Karta…tjhe Aisa Lgta Hai..

Dipzz Gusse Mein … Han Lagta Hai…

Harshit :- Dekh Tujhe Mein Kuch Explain Toh Nhi Krna Cahunga…bass Itna Kehna Cahunga..
Ki Tum Sab Hee Meri Zindagi Hoo…tum Ho Toh Mein Hun..tum Logon Ke Aage Mere Liye Aur
Kuch Nhi Hai..
Aur Rahi Baat Terii…tere Liye Toh Apni Jaan Dene Mein Ek Min Ke Liye Bhi Deri Nhi Krungaa.
Tu Mere Liye Baht Kuch Hai…mein Apne Se Jada Tujhse Pyar Karta Hun…mene Tum Sab Ke Alwa
Apni Life Mein Kuch Badaa Mana Hee Nhi Hai…meri Life Ka Chapter Jab Shuru Hua Tab Tum
Usme Ayee..aur Jab Meri Life Ka Chapter Close Hoga Jab Tak Tum Mera Hissa Bane Rahogee.
Teri Vajah Se Hee Aaj Mein Yahn Baitha Hun…teri Vajah Se Hee Mujhe Ye Zindagi Mili Hai..
Bolte Bolte Vo Dipz Ki Tarf Dekhta Hai ..aur Uski Ankhon Se Ansoo Nikal Aya..

Jab Harshit Ne Bolna Shuru Kiya..toh Sab Piche Ladai Chod Ke Uski Baton Ko Sun Rhee Thee..
Dipzz Toh Usse Ankhen Fadde Dekh Rhi Thii….uski Ankhen Bhi Nam Ho Gyi Thii…
Vo Fauran Apni Sar Ko Harshit Ke Kandhe Par Rakhte Huee..

Dipz :- Hatt Pagal….mein Toh Mazak Kar Rhi Thii..aur Tu Sach Mein Serious Ho Gaya…yar Mujhe
Ye To Pata Thaa Ki Tum Hum Sab Se Pyar Krta Hai..par Itna Karta Hai..ki …
Bolte Bolte Uska Gala Bhar Jata Hai…

Dhruv :- Yar Tum Dono Toh Emotional Ho Gayee..

Harshit :- Hahaha…ye Dekh Kaise Emotinal Ho Rhi Hai..kandhe Pe Apna Sar Kee Ansoo Baha Rhi Hai

Chintu :- Yar Tum Logon Ne Toh Yahn Comedy Mahol Ko Serius Bana Diya…

Mehul :- Chalo Yaar Normal Ho Jaoo….baht Ho Gaya Rona Dhona..aur Harshit Tu Baar Baar
Kyu Uss Chizz Ko Yaad Krta Hai..tune Promise Kara Tha Sab Se Ki Tu Yee Baat Nhi Krega…

Dipzz Apna Sar Hatate He..ansu Pochti Hai….mehul Ye Hai Naa Bilkul Natak Hee.. Bar Bar Ussi
Pal Ko Yaad Krke..hume Bhi Rulata Hai…tujhe Kya Lgta Hai Humne Koi Ehsan Kiya Hai Tujh Par..

Harshit :- Aree Sorry Baba..ab Nhi Bolungaa….kush….lekin Shuru Toh Iss Ladki Ne Hee Kiya Thaa..

Dipzz :- Mein Toh Mazk Kr Rhi Thii….

Dhruv :- Chalo Yar..band Kro Ab Sab…

Amb :- What R U Talking About I Cant Understand??

Chintu :- Nothing Amb…they Are Just Get Emotions Sometime…
And Ur This Freind Who Is Driving..he Is The Most Emotional Guy In Our Group..

Amb :- Ya I Knw He Is…we Spend 6 Months Together..

Harshit :- Chal..dipzz..kal Milte Hain….
Dipzz Ka Ghar Aa Jata Hai..

Dipz :- Kyun Kal Tu Shopping Pe Le Jaa Rha Hai..

Harshit :- Naa…kuch Baat Krni Hai..aur Tum Sab Bhi Kal Theek 11 Bajje Ghar Pe Aa Jana..

Mehul :- Kyun…

Sabhi Puchte Hain..

Harshit :- Aree Kal Ana Pata Chal Jayega..

Dipz :- Chl Okzzz…
Aur Bolte Hue Harshit Ke Cheeks Pe Ek Sweet Si Kiss Deke Gate Kholne Lagti Hai..

Dhruv :- Oyee Kabhi Hume Bhi De Diya Kar Kiss…

Mehul :- Han Aur Kya….harshit Se Jada Smart Hain Hum..humme Koi Kami Thodi Hai..

Harshit :- Tum Koi Nhi Sudhregaa…

Dipz :- Hehehehe…joke Tha Ye Mehul Mana Ki Tu Harshit Se Jada Smart Hai..lekin Tum Dono
Dhruv Tu Bhi Kan Khol Ke Sun Loo…tum Dono Harshit Thodi Hoo … Chlo Rasta Napoo..
Aur Haste Huee…gate Khol Ke Nikal Jati Hai..

Harshit Bhi Piche Mudta Hai…mehul Aur Dhruv Ki Shakl Dekh Ke Hasne Lagta Hai..

Harshit :- Hahahahahahha…iss Ladki Se Panga Mat Liya Karoo…kisi Ko Nhi Chodegii…..

Mehul :- Tu Beta Gaddi Chala Tujhe Toh Dekh Lunga..

Harshit :- Hahahahahahahha……

Aur Fir Teeno Ko Ghar Chodte Huee..harshit Apne Ghar Chala Jata Hai…

Samuel Aur Amit Dono Hospital Se Bahr Nikal Rhee Thee..dono Ki Halat Baht Hee Khrab Lag Rhi
Thii..aisa Lag Rha Thaa Jaise Kitna Bimar Pad Gaye Hoo…

Tabhi Amit Ka Phone Baja…

Amit Ne Phone Uthaya…ji Sir….yes Sir..
Han Han..
Par Kyun??
Ohk Sir..
Ohk….

Phone Cut..

Samuel :- Kya Bol Rha Tha Vo Sp..

Amit :- Hume Mumbai Nhi Jana Haii…

Samuel :- Kyun??

Amit :- Vo Sp Ne Bola Pehle Yahn Ke Case Solve Kr Lo..usne Mumbai Police Ke Ek Inspector
Ko Bol Diya Hai..vo Pata Kar Ke Bata Dega..

Samuel :- Chlo Ye Bhi Acha Hai..

Amit :- Abe Dar Mujhe Ye Hai..kahin Vo Usse Baccha Naa Rha Hoo….khair Dekhte Hain..
Kab Tak Bachega Ye Fassy Baba…..

Bolte Hue Dono Nikal Jatte Hain Police Station…

Jaise Hee Police Station Pahuchte Hain…..phone Baj Jata Hai..

Samuel :- Akhir Kar Aa Gaya Meri Janu Ka Phone..

Amit :- Abe Kush Mat Hoo..abhi Teri Achi Tarh Se Lagne Valli Hai..

Samuel Phone Uthata Haii…

Samuel :- Heloo Janu..

Shalini :- Januuu..januuuu…2 Din Hone Walle Hai Shakl Nhi Dikhai Tumne Aur Bol Rhe Ho Januu..
Ghar Aao…achi Tarh Band Bajati Hun Tumharii..

Samuel :- Lekin Tumne Hee Toh Mana Kra Tha..

Shalini :- Achaa Mene Mana Kra Tha Toh Ek Baar Phone Kar Ke Mana Nhi Saktee….

Samuel :- Ohh Sorry Shalu Wo..

Shalini :- Chup…kyaaa Wo…..tum Gahr Aao Tumhari Watt Lagati Hun..

Phone Cut..

Samuel Ki Shakl Pe 12 Baje Hue The..bechara Subh Se Toh Jhail Hee Rrha Tha..aur Ab Gahr Jaake
Usse Bhayankar Jhelna Padega..

Amit Samuel Ki Shakl Dekh Ke…hahahahhahahahaha…dekha Salle Bola Tha Naa…beta Aaj
Bhabhiji..sahi Se Tera Postmatam Karegi…dekhte Hain Kun Kun Se Purjee Khulte Hain Tere
Hahaha..isliye Men Abhi Tak Shadi Nhi Ki..bhai Police Ki Naukri Mein Koi Bhrosa Toh Hai Nhi..

Samuel :- Abe Kyun Fad Rha Hai..

Amit :- Abe Mein Toh Bass Bata Rha Hun..fadne Ka Kam Toh Bhabhiji Karengi…haha

Samuel Apna Muh Banate Huee..nikal Padta Hai Ghar Ki Tarf……

To Be Continued……….!!!!!!

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